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Opinions of Saturday, 9 August 2008

Columnist: Biakoye, Nana

Akufo-Addo’s Hollywood Wife

When Jake Obetsebi Lamptey, the man who packaged John “50 Cents” Agyekum Kufuor and thrust him upon unsuspecting Ghanaians, opened his mouth at Kasoa and said that Akufo-Addo and Rebecca Akufo-Addo (nee Griffiths Randolph), are happily married with five children, Jake was doing none other than telling a big fat lie.

Jake, the master liar, and the architect of a most of the lies that the NPP throws about, used his usual “pataapa” tactics to lie, in a desperate attempt to shore up the dwarfish image of William Nana Kofi Akufo-Addo aka Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo.

Akufo-Addo, unable to respond personally to the plethora of allegations doing the rounds as regards his addiction to hard drugs and related matters, got certificateless Jake to attempt to place a damper on the tarnished image of the NPP’s questionable flagbearer. In the process, certificateless Jake has stirred the hornets nest, and created more problems for Akufo-Addo.

Nana Biakoye is not prepared to allow Jake to get away with his untruths, so I set about to do some searching and some very startling revelations have come up.

The records have it that Akufo-Addo and Rebecca Akufo-Addo have no child between the two of them.

Akufo-Addo had four daughters, from three women before marrying Rebecca Akufo-Addo; and Rebecca had a daughter before marrying Akufo-Addo.

The NPP, especially, certificateless Jake Obetsebi Lamptey (whose father, in the 60’s, used his Bawaleshi base to distribute bombs to the likes of, I. C “ya ye onye” Quaye, Malam Tula, and co, to detonate at CPP rallies), would have us believe that Akufo-Addo and Rebecca Akufo-Addo, are happily married with five children.

It is a fact that when Akufo-Addo brings his kids to the table and Rebecca beings her daughter to the table, five children can counted.

But the truth of the matter is that, between Akufo-Addo and Rebecca, they have no issue.

Akufo-Addo and Rebecca Akufo-Addo (nee Griffiths Randolph) don’t have a child between them that they can call their own and that is a matter of fact.

Akufo-Addo, whose baptismal name is, William (named after William Ofori-Atta) Nana Kofi Akufo-Addo, had his first daughter with a certain Virginia Hesse, during his university days.

Casanova Akufo-Addo, who has never hidden his bonking agenda, bonked Virginia Hesse, during his university days, and had his first daughter.

Of course, whiles bonking Virginia Hesse, orange sellers, kenkey sellers, and other females from Bawaleshie were not spared Akufo-Addo’s “rod”.

William Akufo-Addo then turned his radar on a Nigerian lady called, Remi, with whom he had two daughters (twins).

The records have it that William Akufo-Addo, was such a wife beater that Remi run away with her two daughters to London, where, they lived on “dole” (unemployment benefit).

According to our investigations, Akufo-Addo was a father who did not take care of his daughters for a long time and only reconciled with them when he realized that they could cause him his political career if he did not make peace with them.

According to the records, because of the way Akufo-Addo allegedly molested Remi, she lost all liking for men, and is alleged to have taking to loving women.

After Remi, Akufo-Addo married another woman, with whom he had another daughter.

As the records have it, the woman is no longer on earth; she departed to the land of the ancestors a couple of years ago.

The deceased was called, Eleanor Nkansah Dwamena alias Obaa Yaa.

The records have it that she too was at the receiving end of Akufo-Addo’s alleged wife beatings.

The records also allege that Akufo-Addo introduced the lady to drugs and it was after both of them got stoned, that Akufo-Addo would unleash his bestiality on the woman.

Akufo-Addo married Rebecca Griffiths Randolph after the death of his wife.

Rebecca Akufo-Addo has a daughter known as Valerie Hutton Mills.

Valerie Hutton Mills’ father is, Chappie Hutton Mills.

Chappie Hutton Mills is related to Rebecca Akufo-Addo by blood and so the sexual relationship between Chappie Hutton Mills and Rebecca Akufo-Addo which resulted in the birth of Valerie Hutton Mills, was nothing but an incestuous one.

Indeed, Rebecca Akufo-Addo was one of the maids of honour at the wedding of her uncle Chappie Hutton Mills when he was marrying Lucy Banson.

Lucy Banson’s best friend at the time was a certain Matilda Griffith Randolph.

Matilda, who is now known as Matilda Spencer (married to Towis Spencer, formerly a Ghana Airways Captain), is the elder sister of Rebecca Akufo-Addo.

Indeed, Rebecca got to know Lucy Banson through her elder sister Matilda, and that is how Rebecca got to be one of Lucy’s maids of honour.

Rebecca, whiles being a maid of honour, must have decided to put asunder what God put together and went ahead to bed her uncle Chappie and broke the heart of Lucy Banson.

From my investigations, the Huton Mills family got so incensed with the immoral and incestuous relationship between Rebecca and Chappie, such that Rebecca was hooted out of Ghana; which led to her relocating to London.

As to what Rebecca did in London and Europe for a living, before joining other like-minded women to form the infamous “Hollywood Wives” Association of Ghana, the details will come out in the subsequent reports that will come out to destroy the lies that Jake Obetsebi Lamptey bandied at Kasoa.

So, when certificateless Jake Obetsebi Lamptey mounted the platform and used “takashie” to try and package Akufo-Addo and Rebecca Akufo-Addo as some saintly happily married couple with five children, Jake was doing nothing but trying to tell Ghanaians to start calling black, white.

In 2000, certificateless Jake succeeded in packaging Kufuor and sold him as a credible character and Ghanaians found out rather too late that Kufuor does not have an iota of credibility and from goings-on, Jake shall never be forgiven for hanging such a heavy “50 cents” albatross around the neck of the nation.

It is quite obvious that this time around, certificateless Jake shall not be allowed to package Akufo-Addo and his wife and sell them to the unsuspecting Ghanaian electorate.

Only God will be able to save Ghana if it is the case that we have a junkie as a president and have a First Lady who believes in incestuous relationships. With Akufo-Addo and his wife as President and First Lady of Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana, biblical Sodom and Gomorrah will pale into insignificance.

Whether certificateless Jake was “toasted” (apologies to Kofi Wayo), before reaching the Kasoa rally; hence the lies he told, is a subject that will be tackled when I expose further all the lies Jake told at the Kasoa rally.