Letter from The President (V)

Countrymen and women,
my criticism-loving opponents
and my dearest praise-singing loyalists,

Did any of you hear Jerry Boom’s ‘lecture’ on June 4? I didn’t fail to accord most of what he said the contempt it deserved. All those demands for a chemical interrogation apparatus, lie detector tests and a visit to the fetish shrine at Antoa were very infantile, to say the least.