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Opinions of Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Columnist: Sarpong, Justice

Mills And His Comedians In Power, I Wanna Piss

Sarpong, Justice

Kwamena Ahwois patois about wanting to piss by hearing the name NPP shows how this comedian has been intoxicated by power. We were urged recently by Otumfuo Osei Tutu 11, the Asantehene to respect the the President but when the President surround himself with People with crude and animalistic behaviour like Kwamena Ahwoi somebody old enough to be somebody's great great grandfather whose blabbermouth sublimate has no place near the seat of power, then we have a problem as a nation and such a person and like minded individuals should be exorcised from the seat of power.

"National Democratic Congress (NDC) guru Kwamena Ahwoi says the mere mention of the New Patriotic Party (NPP) makes him feel like urinating. He said at the Sunyani NDC Congress last Saturday that he felt like visiting the gents to urinate whenever he heard the NPP being mentioned.

Mr. Ahwoi was comfortably sitting at the VIP stand of the Coronation Park, alongside other government officials. He was seen following the programme for the election of the NDC presidential candidate for the 2012 polls, with keen interest.

Suddenly, the MC, Elvis Afriyie Ankrah, announced that the NPP’s representatives should come and deliver their solidarity message. Mr. Ahwoi, at this juncture, stood from his seat and headed towards the washroom, which was at the right hand side of the VIP sand. Upon reaching where other NDC big wigs like Baba Jamal and Haruna Iddrisu were seated, he stopped.

Mr. Ahwoi then mockingly said, “The mention of the name of the NPP has made me feel like urinating,” to which Baba Jamal and Haruna Iddrisu as well as other people present burst into laughter."

What a classless bunch of yahoos we have as people in this National Demonic Congress(NDC)

President Mills wears his religion on his sleeves and keeps reminding us how moral and God fearing he is but fails to control his charges whose utterrances leave one with agape mouth. He President Mills is a hypocrite because not once has he been seen to call his Ministers, Presidential Aides who have no idea of their functions they have carved insults into an art and professional pursuit that makes the Office of the President a mockery.

We have Stan Dogbe the rapist working at the Office of the President as a Special Aide. We have a liar extraordinaire Okudzeto Ablakwa, Vanderpuije, Baba Jamal and others who could not make ends meet suddenly enthrusted with power and they are behaving like thugs and idiots while our 'Pope President' and moral crusader with his messianic zeal sits there unconcerned. When these amoral mean spirited morons embark on their crude behaviour by insulting people old enough to be their fathers, President Mills becomes the proverbial, hear no evil, see no evil hypocrite that he is.

Just yesterday President Mills larched on to the homosexual bashing going on in Ghana and told us homosexuality is akin to our culture just to score cheap political points when myriad of economic, security and other problems are facing the country. Yes, homosexual behaviour is morally wrong so are many other crimes like rape, armed robbery, murder and others. If President Mills want to sermonize and pontificate to us about morality, he should also speak against adultery, philandering, having children out of wedlock, a moral shortcoming his salacious interest did not prevent him from committing.

President Mills is what we call in our local parlance, "Snake under glass". He is well aware of the wayward behaviour of his acolytes and as a matter of fact approves of their stupid behaviour but as long as it is politically beneficial to him, he will put a wax in his ears and behaves like he is not hearing what his charges are doing. His so called morality and "Asomdwehene" which he shamelessly parades around is neither here nor there. I really wanna piss with Mills and his comedian ensemble occupying the seat of power.

Justice Sarpong

Houston, Texas